aH bER iS mAd.... hELp

Ah ber is on a diet starting from TODAY. Although in the morn I ate cereal with milo, but breakfast is very important ma, so its ok one.

Then for lunch ah ber went to buy pineapple (1st time I'm buying pineapple and eating it), guava & rock melon. And ah ber is also drinking lots of water (unfortunately, sweet ones), but I will make sure I put lots of ice and add extra water to the syrups.

During lunch time ah ber walked for 45mins, buying my mop, pails and lots of household necessaties and put them into tortilla. For this 2 mths, tortilla has been of lots of help. 1

1stly he try his best not to breakdown. 2ndly, he try his best not to drink too much petrol, 3rdly, he try to multi-task into a van. I love you tortilla.

Junior's been quite cooperative till this morn. This morn he peeed in the room, and I sprayed the area with vinegar water but I wasn't too angry, cos last nite weather was quite cold. He must have been cold tat's why he peeed in the room.

I wonder if niu niu is pregnant. I wan a rat baby. Brandy jus finished her period. Damn. Nothing for junior already. Heehee. He tried to hump the blanket but he stopped short of doing it cos I was starring at him.

Yesterday lena and me were discussing about our furkids. We both decided that our furkids are actually very smart (with the exception of mouse tze and brandy).

Help. I am so damn bored. I better sit here quietly and pretend to be busy by typing my blog or else they might jus decide to send me back to HQ for good and I'LL DIE THERE. No freedom at all (unless i pick up smoking and can disappear to "xi du") and MORE THINGS to do.

Suddenly i feel so happy to have 1 whole room to myself. I can dig my nose, I can take off my shoes and cross my feet on the chair, I can lie straight on the floor and NAP, I can fart as I like, I can burp as I like, I can scratch my bum, I can sit like a guy, I can fold paper airplanes and fly them around, I can sing KTV, I can bring junior to work, I can yak on the phone, I can write my blog and MSN freely, I can talk out loud. I can suddenly go mad. Hahahahhahaahaha.

The previous para already tells you I AM MAD liao. You think the room got no door and no window one ah. Everything i do inside, outside also can see lor.......

See how bored and mad I am.....

YEAH, next week I am on leave from mon to sun. Cos I WAN TO SLEEP. Siao ah. You think I have so many leave to take ah? - iTs jUs sOmE mAdnEss fRoM aH BEr. I cannot take leave till march leh, which is quite soon. Then I wan go BKK liao, go to the same place where me and kenji ROM ok? MUahhhhhhahahahahaaa. Ok I am mad.

If I drink too much milo, will I put on weight - ok this is a serious question. Cos after the fruits I am hungry and I wan to lose weight. Tell me wat to do? I should have boiled my carrots and celery and cabbage and brocolli and potatoes for lunch la, but this morn I woke up late (again). Hehehehe..... pls advice how to lose weight.