I fell asleep at the wheel today!!!!

Ah ber has a 1st time experience today. I fell asleep at the wheel.

I was waiting for the traffic light to turn green at bedok north junction this morn when I decided to close my eyes for a while cos the lids were drooping already. So I jus closed my eyes for a while and I was awaken by horning..... oooops.....

I knew I fell asleep cos my mind went into the sub-conscious mode...... and of cos after I manage to find my gear and shift it to gear 1, I so paiseh and quickly drove off.

Rina said I did too much shopping. Hahaha. I didnt really do a lot of shopping la. I only went daiso and giant. And I only became ahmad to Lena and Jie fu cos his car broke down jus outside her office and I went down to accompany and send them to the workshop and then I drove all of us to vivocity. That's all.

Today I dun have class. But I still need to clean out the kitchen cupboards and the others that I can do. Yesterday kenji and me stayed up till almost 2am. Like tat everyday only about 4 hours sleep is definately not enough rite. Nvm. Sunday morn I shall sleep till the evening ok. Hahahahah.

Yesterday I cooked for the 1st time at Sengkang. Heehee. Kenji was hungry so I cooked maggie noodles. Heehee..... Not very fantastic, but at least the feeling's great. Heehee....

Today's at least not very boring. Cos later I driving back to HQ at Tanjong Pagar for Lou Hei with my company and my colleagues. HUAT ah!!!!

aH bER iS mAd.... hELp

Ah ber is on a diet starting from TODAY. Although in the morn I ate cereal with milo, but breakfast is very important ma, so its ok one.

Then for lunch ah ber went to buy pineapple (1st time I'm buying pineapple and eating it), guava & rock melon. And ah ber is also drinking lots of water (unfortunately, sweet ones), but I will make sure I put lots of ice and add extra water to the syrups.

During lunch time ah ber walked for 45mins, buying my mop, pails and lots of household necessaties and put them into tortilla. For this 2 mths, tortilla has been of lots of help. 1

1stly he try his best not to breakdown. 2ndly, he try his best not to drink too much petrol, 3rdly, he try to multi-task into a van. I love you tortilla.

Junior's been quite cooperative till this morn. This morn he peeed in the room, and I sprayed the area with vinegar water but I wasn't too angry, cos last nite weather was quite cold. He must have been cold tat's why he peeed in the room.

I wonder if niu niu is pregnant. I wan a rat baby. Brandy jus finished her period. Damn. Nothing for junior already. Heehee. He tried to hump the blanket but he stopped short of doing it cos I was starring at him.

Yesterday lena and me were discussing about our furkids. We both decided that our furkids are actually very smart (with the exception of mouse tze and brandy).

Help. I am so damn bored. I better sit here quietly and pretend to be busy by typing my blog or else they might jus decide to send me back to HQ for good and I'LL DIE THERE. No freedom at all (unless i pick up smoking and can disappear to "xi du") and MORE THINGS to do.

Suddenly i feel so happy to have 1 whole room to myself. I can dig my nose, I can take off my shoes and cross my feet on the chair, I can lie straight on the floor and NAP, I can fart as I like, I can burp as I like, I can scratch my bum, I can sit like a guy, I can fold paper airplanes and fly them around, I can sing KTV, I can bring junior to work, I can yak on the phone, I can write my blog and MSN freely, I can talk out loud. I can suddenly go mad. Hahahahhahaahaha.

The previous para already tells you I AM MAD liao. You think the room got no door and no window one ah. Everything i do inside, outside also can see lor.......

See how bored and mad I am.....

YEAH, next week I am on leave from mon to sun. Cos I WAN TO SLEEP. Siao ah. You think I have so many leave to take ah? - iTs jUs sOmE mAdnEss fRoM aH BEr. I cannot take leave till march leh, which is quite soon. Then I wan go BKK liao, go to the same place where me and kenji ROM ok? MUahhhhhhahahahahaaa. Ok I am mad.

If I drink too much milo, will I put on weight - ok this is a serious question. Cos after the fruits I am hungry and I wan to lose weight. Tell me wat to do? I should have boiled my carrots and celery and cabbage and brocolli and potatoes for lunch la, but this morn I woke up late (again). Hehehehe..... pls advice how to lose weight.

I am sooooooooo bored

I mentioned that I went on another shopping spree yesterday rite. Today I am going on another shopping spree. This time, to either ikea again (YES, I cannot get enough of ikea stuff) or daiso (YEAH).

And I need to get my coolie who worked for me yesterday to go with me again. YES MS LENA TAN, paging for MS LENA TAN to be coolie again today. She is power I tell you. She can carry that 18kg microwave and walk the distance of 2 bus stops you know. She is mad la. But ah ber really need help. Cannot carry too heavy things cos my tummy still on a strike from stomach flu.

I wanted to go IMM today but Jie fu treating LENA for dinner and he's inviting me too. Hahahahahahahaa. I GOT FREE DINNER TONITE. Go vivocity? I surely "Ka" you marche one..... hiak hiak hiak hiak.....

Suddenly I feel like an aunty leh. Hahaahhaaa. Maybe its time to get use to being a housewife. Hahahahah. Nvm, my new maid is coming this week and she can sweep and mop and clean. YEAH. She is from dino-land and her name is Paria.

2 more days is valentine's day. Hiak Hiak Hiak. I gotta buy some nice stuff. Heehee.

MAHJONG SESSION IS STILL ON @ Sengkang this weekend. 2 tables Mahjong, 1 table Ban Luck & 1 table Dai Di. Food and drinks provided.

Rants

My other 2 colleagues have moved out to the other room at the other end of the office. I am all alone here in this room, which is the size of my 2 bedrooms.

Although it sounds good that I have no one hovering over my shoulder and checking on wat is on my lappy screen and I can have my own world back, but its kinda lonely here alone. I have no one to talk to - not as if I always talk to the gals la, but its kinda lonely that I have no one to gossip with.

Best thing is they didnt tell me they moving. I only overheard then I know and I didnt expect it to be so soon. But they jus moved since yesterday evening. I couldn't be bothered cos I was in pain and I jus wanted to get to the doctor.

Had stomach flu. Had medicine and felt better immediately to be able to go ikea, giant and mustafa with lena yesterday evening. Luckily I went to the doctors or else I think I would only be able to go home and lie straight straight.

Doc gave me MC yesterday but it defeats the purpose cos i knocking off liao, so I told him as long as the medicine works, I should be fine la. And the medicine really worked. My tummy dun feel so gassy and bloated anymore. And I can actually feel hungry.... heehee.....

Yesterday was quite a fruitful evening. I went to giant to get lots of fruits and vegetables cos i am going on a diet. A no-carbo diet. But I ate cereal this morn so I am not sure if can be considered non-carbo la. Hahahahahaha.

Ikea was more interesting but the most interesting of them all is mustafa. Cos I bought almost $500 worth of things there. I bought a microwave oven for junior to heat up his food and this alone cost me almost $400 liao. Then I also bought the steam iron I have been eyeing and a nice nice rice cooker. And i also bought an extra large pen. Heehee.

But I cannot upload the pictures cos my lappy's been blocked. Sian. And damn I finish everything yesterday around 1plus and fell asleep immediately and then this morn I am up and about again. Sian. Today got class lor. Dunno wan to go or not. Sian.

Looking forward to tomorrow cos its my birthday and I am going back to HQ and doing Lou Hei. YEAH...... Its still CNY and I am still having CNY mood. So happy...... and sleepy. Hahahahahaha.

Stoning

Happy New Year to everyone!!!!

Ah ber jus came back from CNY celebrations. I am now looking for a good date this week to announce that I am moving into sengkang officially. Heehee. Been cleaning and packing but the things like still soooooooooo much.

And still got many things to buy. Sian.

And I need sleep. Badly. I wish I can go hide 1 corner and jus go to sleep for 1 hour. Jus 1 hour I think I will be very happy. I am going to ikea and courts and giant and mustafa today to get more stuffs and I think I am really stoning already.... bye I need to get my kopi....

And monkeys are not bery lucky leh. I played bit on mahjong and cards but not very good leh. Maybe I am bit slower, the luck also come slower hor. hahahhahahaa. I am bit retarded la.... so the luck coming soon..... jus need bit more time..... Wat rubbish I am toking now you seee.... its the result of stoning......

I go write down the list of things I wan to buy later.... ciao.

Food, drinks & FUN

Yesterday I went to Dong Bar with kenji, Alvin, Jerry, Alex, Ah Cheng & his wife.

We ordered like dunno how many baskets of finger foods. I think 2-3 baskets each for every item - Deep Fried Toufu, Chicken Drumlets, Nuggets, Sausages......

And as usual, we had DRINKS. My God. Kenji bought a $300+, 18yrs scotch whiskey. And I LOVE IT soooooooooooo much...... People who know me, know that I dun drink neat, or on the rocks for these drinks like whiskey, JD, Vodka, bourbon...etc.

But for this one, I only added ice and I drank it on the rocks. Wow. Its really smooth and it doesn't irritate my tongue. And I love it sooooooo much that I jus sat there and drank glass after glass.

Then came along this chinese waitress who didnt know her limits as well. So we bought her some drinks (10 barcadi breezers) and made her drink with us. I downed 3 barcardi breezers and 2 hooches and had beer and a few glasses of BAILEYS (thanks to Alex). :)

Then Kenji ordered Sashimi platter - YEAH. He ordered 2 trays of Sashimi platter and 1 huge tray of fresh oysters. I LOVE the oysters................ I normally dun eat fresh oysters too but this one, I REALLY LOVE IT......... so smooth, so juicy, so tasty, so soft, so yummy.....

After all the nice nice food, we had champagne cos Kenji said we should practice for our wedding. Hahahahaha. And the boss of Dong Bar was quite amazed that I knew how to open the bottled of champagne. Of cos la wilson, I am Ah ber leh.... I am not very clever, but not stupid as well leh.

Then we all toasted and then Jerry puked. Hahahahaahahaha. I wonder why rachel didnt come down with her 10boxes of top-shell as promised..... And I wonder why the stone stone alvin didnt puke. Hahahahaha.

But we enjoyed urselves singing KTV and drinking and eating. Ah Cheng's wife can really drink and she likes baileys too. Yeah.....

And best part is, kenji was high high too and he said lots of nice nice words to me. Heehee. I jus wan to tell you that I love you very much darling. And never do things to betray my trust and our love will be the one song that everyone will sing of and be envious of. We will be together forever and our vows will be for life. We will support each other to the end and we will definately have many more better days to share with each other in the future to come. We will build a good family together and live happily ever after in our fairytale story.

Then after our drinking session I went back to serangoon north to collect something from my aunty like at 11plus pm and then I went to bradel to stay over. I dunno wat nonsense I was talking to Rina cos I cannot remember the conversation details. Hahaha. Cos I was high high into the sky.

But i remember sleepin with my son. Heehee. He was at my bum the whole nite. And we slept like babies together. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH my baby boy.......

PSP phone

Someone should invent a PSP in-build with a mobile phone, something like blackberry where its like a mini-com and also like the PDA phones. They should invent the PSP phone.

Cos every since someone got PSP, the replies to my sms seem to always delay. They should also make the PSP phone in such a way that if they dun read the incoming SMS, they cannot continue fighting their final fantasy or watever game they are playing. PSP, final fantasy, everything else is more important lor.......

The bottomline of this post is.............

I am going to get a PSP for myself. Muahahahahaahahahahahaahahah. Then I gonna get "Neighbours from Hell" if they have it on PSP la. I liked that game when I was playing x-box la. Missed it so much. Then I getting SIMS, I getting something like Warcraft, i getting something like samurai warriors.....etc...... ahhahahahahhhahaha...... junior will feel very jealous over that machine.....

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!

You know, I am starting to get a little cough. And I need to stay off chicken..... SO..... BAH KUAH HERE I COME...... hiak hiak hiak hiak......


Early in the morn today I drank a big cup of coffee. Cos I am trying to keep myself awake. I stayed up till 1am to clean up my room and move more stuff to tortilla. Now my room is baby safe for junior and brandy, except their baby stuff I already moved to sengkang and I need to bring back some incase they need it. YEAH.

I am desperately trying to control my diet and lose a bit of weight cos photo shoot is soon, BUT kenji jus bought 1 carton of beer and 1 huge box of oranges and 1 big bag of BAH KUAH for my parents. How to resist?

Actually the photo shoot is bad timing cos its 1month from CNY. How to lose weight like tat? NVM la. Actually photo shoot look bit chubby also can la. At least is "fu qi" ma. Hahahahhaha.

Ah ber here wishing everyone from all over the world reading my bloggie - a HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR to you!!! May you be prosperous, filled with great health, overflowing with happiness from within, lucky in all your business ventures and smooth sailing RAT YEAR.....

For those who are single - Wish that you get a good soulmate as your partner and surrounded by family and loved ones. Have a great career and live life to the fullest!!!

For those who are married - Wish that your family is harmonious and peaceful, all children fillial and elders generous with love, advice and support. Have more babies to bring in the fun & laughter & joy!!!

"Happiness is something that you give to yourself, not something that someone gives you. A smile is put on your face by yourself, not someone else. Love is given to others and yourself and sharing will make it bloom, do not keep it jus for yourself and it will FA MEI - hahahhhaahaah"

Lotsa LOVE,
Ah ber...... aka@ berby princess aka@ Belinda Yang aka@ Junior's Mummy aka@ Mrs Kenji Lim.

Muahahaahahahahahah...... Even my hamster is smiling..... this RAT year must be a great year...... A CNY card from my company to everyone out there!!! (I hope the fishy moves)...

rants & bullshits....

Its freezing cold in my office. In another half an hour I going back to IP to pass a document over. Then I will go on with my plans for tonite. But for now, I feel like a penguin in the north pole. I am wearing gloves and stuffing my hands into the pockets of my winter jacket but I am still cold. I have already down a bottle full of warm water but it didnt really help. So I went to get hot coffee and at least I feel warm enough to take my hands out of my pockets and type this entry with my gloves still on.....

I hope kenji doesn't turn down the aircon at home to the extent that me and junior freeze to death. Kenji's actually quite excited to bring junior back to our new home. But I dun allow cos its still so dusty and needs LOTS of cleaning. Any marias on loan?

Someone jus jio me to watch Mark Lee and Fann's new movie for CNY. Yeah!!!

And my fortune seems to say that my fortune with dragon is good..... hahahaha..... my boss is a dragon..... hahahahaha..... but i prefer to sit on the back of the horse cos he's steady and he's my hubby..... HH - horsey hubby...... hahahahah....

To me, every year is the same. Maybe bit luckier, maybe bit suayer.... but still, everything is in your hands. If you work hard and try your best, even if things dun work out for you, at least you know you have tried your best. Of cos feel sad and disappointed that things dun work out nicely, but at least you answered to yourself on trying your best.

If things dun work out for you, also cannot be controlled, jus take it easy as part of the whole life thingy lor. If things work out very nicely for you, then IT IS A BONUS dun you think so? Cant always expect life to be a bed of roses rite? Life is always fair. Has its ups and downs.

Remember that when its up, enjoy life to the max so that when it turns down, you know you have experienced good times and cheer up knowing that wat goes up, comes down and vice versa. Life will never be up all the way, or down all the way...... so dun be too arrogant when life is up for you and never be too disheartened when life is down. Be humble. Be nice to people. Be yourself.

I think this year I wan to further my studies. I should go study Philosophy. Hahahahahahah. I got lots of bullshit..... hahahahhahaha...... Only junior doesn't get tired of my bullshit cos he dun understand a single thing I say, except "Let's go" and he'll start jumping up and down in excitement cos he knows it means - WE ARE GOING OUT. I wan to have junior's juniors..... I love junior soooooooo much, i wan his legacy to remain for my lifetime. hahahahahah.

So far I have 3 lengends to my name. 1) Stripey 2) Single horn BUG (deceased) 3) Dino Junior. Still waiting for my rat baby. Hahahahahah. I am seriously considering baby making cos babies are sooooooo adorable. I wan my legend to continue..... generations after generations..... YEAH......

Insomnia

I seriously hate caffeine now. It perks me up at the wrong time. I haven't been really having caffeine in my system since a year ago. I actually cut down so much on coffee that maybe I only have 1 - 5 cups of coffee every month. I drink mostly tea though.

For the past 2 months, I usually drink a cup of coffee in the morn, hoping that it will perk me up and last me thru the day. But I always end up unable to sleep at nite. And I seriously tot it was the caffeine creating my insomnia.

But it wasn't. I think it was other factors cos I can be very very tired and yet my brain is still working at nite. Like it didnt shut down yet in sleep mode. Dunno wat's wrong with me la. Maybe got residue caffeine in my blood tat is why. Hahhahahaha. My aunty even recommended that I take sleeping pills.

I think I worry too much la. The house, the wedding, everything la. Like on sat, I slept like a baby in my new house. Maybe cos the painting has already started and I felt that another load off my mind was taken off.

Sat evening the painters came around 9pm. I was very tired cos I did all the moving of my stuff by myself. They started to paint and everything and kenji supervised the whole process till 3am when everyone went to sleep. They continued in the morn and they finished around 6pm. I also helped to paint 2 doors and the chief said that my paint-job was good and I can become a part-time painter. Hahaha. They also said they will give me part of their pay for this round. hahahahah.

Apparently all the running around and my lugging of1 carton of "anything" from the NTUC opposite by foot, and buying of stuff and running around with my aunties for dinner and grocery shopping till 10pm, didnt tire me out enough cos yesterday nite I couldn't sleep properly too.

Am I having a sleep issue? Hahahahahah. I think I jus missed my son and missed having kenji sleeping with me. Cos sat kenji slept by my side and i was so peaceful in my sleep - I didnt even have a dream.....

I seriously need to go back home and pack my room and make it baby safe for my son..... He needs to come home for the CNY. My poor baby. I missed him so much.... I guess he missed me too. Today is gonna be a long day too.

I need to send my dad's paintings to the gallery after work and then meet kenji and his family for an early reunion dinner @ tian fu!!! And after tat its off to pack my room..... any marias on loan out there?

Sloths...

Some people are really really irritating cos when they need something from you they will wan it the soonest, the best is RITE ON THE SPOT. When you need something from them, they drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrag their own ass slowly for few days and sit on it.

Then when you remind them or chase them, they will JUMP on you asking you why you always chase them. Then you have to advice them that if things not received then cannot proceed, then they will CHALLENGE you or DARE you to stop the processing...... If its really stopped, I dunno how liao. Cos if really stopped processing, then everyone will start to exercise and practise "Tai Ji" and then maybe I will kena lor. Hahahahahaha. Too bad la.

I start to think that these people behave like sloths la - that slow slow mammal that looks like a monkey that hangs on the trees and move Reeeeeeeeeeeeallly slowly..... even when they fall down also slow motion one.... hahahahahahaha. They are really very slow....

On a happier note, today I went shopping again. Yesterday I went shopping too, but the bag I wanted was the last one and another lady took it. So today I went shopping again and I GOT MY BAG. Cos I know they surely will stock up ma, rite or not? And I also got a matching wallet to go with the bag.

Heehee.... I know I have lots of bags and wallets and clothes. But the shopping bug bit me so I HAVE TO BUY la. At least maybe tonite I can sleep better after satisfying my shopping urge. Actually I dun feel so satisfied yet, but nvm la. There are like sooooooo many things I wan to buy too. Hahahahahah. But not yet la. Must wait la...... buy too many things also difficult to keep la.....

So excited..... today so far is a good day and tmr's gonna be a great day too!!!

Good things....

Yesterday I had a bad day at work, but the evening made up for everything.

In the evening I went grocery shopping with my mum (YES, you didnt read wrongly - its MY MUM). She wanted to buy rice so I offered to go with her to carry it. We walked around looking for a nice CNY card for my dad cos he wanted to send it to his friend. Then we walked around the shops and my mum showed me the blouse she had her eye on.

I asked her to go and try it on, and it fitted rather nicely. So I bought the blouse for her for CNY. And I bought an identical one so that we can wear it together on CNY 1st day. Hahahahaha. Hers is bright red while mine, as usual, is bright blue. Hahhahahahah. I actually liked the black one, but I very "pan tang" so I bought bright blue instead.

After tat we went to NTUC and she bought the 10kg rice and since i was with her, she bought soft drinks as well. My dad normally doesn't help her (being the semi-MCP, traditional old patriach, MAN OF THE HOUSE) in grocery shopping cos he sweats very easily and he doesn't like to walk over to the central and get himself all sweaty and hot. Only sometimes he rides his motor and they go grocery shopping elsewhere.

I finally realise that actually tugging 10kg of rice from NTUC and walking back to my place, was not an easy feat. I was telling my mum and dad that it felt like carrying Coco & Junior together!!! I was suddenly full of admiration for my mum. She is not very young, +30years older than me, yet she does her housework like she is in her 20s or 30s. She does everything herself. Only CNY she will ask my dad to help out in the major spring cleaning of the sofas, the doors, the tidying of his rubbish in the hall. I wonder will I ever be like her? Or will my new house be like a piggy sty?

Last time I was really bad at housekeeping. My room would be in such a mess that I cannot see the floor (tat was before Junior came along). And my aunts and brother and mum and dad would comment that even if a robber came along, he wouldn't dare go into my room for fear of booby traps and even if there was a robbery, I wouldn't know what was stolen. And for outsiders, they would think that I have recently been robbed and the robbers were the ones who turned everything upside down in my room looking for loot. Hahahahhaa.

Well, I try to do my part for MY ROOM. Hahaha. And jus try not to spill my things into the living room to make things more troublesome for them. That is why I am packing my stuff into bags and boxes and sending them to sengkang already. Lesser things mean lesser work to pack them.

Yesterday after my grocery shopping, I sat down watching TV with them and then went to pack my room (again - dun you get tired of hearing me say I packing and packing and packing? Well, I am indeed still packing Hahahaha). I only managed to pack 4 bags of clothes and 2 bags of my trophies and wine and liquor.

My cupboard of clothes is still 3/4 FULL. I really dun understand why I have so many clothes? I already packed 4 bags of clothes and my cupboard is still 3/4 FULL. WHY? I also removed 1 bag of clothes for the needy.

I am moving these 6 bags of stuff + 1 trolley full of Ikea items to sengkang TONTIE. YEAH. At least my dreams are moving nearer.....

This morn i was awaken by a phone call from kenji saying he arranged for the painters to go down tomorrow. I was so happy to hear that, that I woke up straight away, and I have been happy since then till now...... heehee......

Later I going to sengkang and move my stuff up (I have a wonderful trolley from my mum - heehee) and then I am going to dismantle the beds and see if I can bring the single one home for my brother - I wun be too ambitious to bring the queen one to bradel. I shall wait for the tambi(s) and ah neh(s) to help me on tat.

YEAH.

But yesterday I still didnt sleep well. I dunno wat I was dreaming of cos I forgot already but they were not very nice dreams la. WAT IS WRONG WITH ME?

BITCHES

Ah ber was fuming mad jus now and hopping around with rage.

I hope to kill the bitches around me. The bitches who think they are cleverer than me, the bitches who think they know more than me, the bitches who think they can step on me, the bitches who stepped on me, the bitches who belittle me, the bitches who are f***ing bitches.

I know why I am not rich. Cos if I am rich I will use money to slap these bitches' faces.
I know why I am not having a high position. Cos if I am their boss I will make them bark like bitches do.
I know why I am not in USA. Cos if I am in USA I would have already KILLED THEM BITCHES (with guns and anything i can lay my hands on).

Jus cos I am nice doesn't mean I can be bullied. Jus cos you are my f***ing client doesn't mean you are always rite. EAT ME? Go eat yourself.

Is there a job where you can be nasty and yet people still love you, maybe even more when you get nastier? Hahahahahaha..... I must be dreaming. Tonite I will dream that I am kicking ur butts and making u all bark and dream that junior is peeing in ur faces.

On a brighter note, I am glad that you are jus the client and not my boss, or else I will resign on the spot. So I am still considered very lucky cos YOU ARE NOT MY BOSS.

I will jus do my work and u can say anything you wan, but I wun bother lor. I will definately be affected, but you are jus a bitch and I wun bother. Hahahahhahha....

I cannot sleep last nite...

Yesterday I couldn't sleep.


I sat in my room on my bed starring at the things still in the cupboards and still on the shelves and still lying around. I was tired, but I cannot sleep. It must be the coffee I drank in the morn and the green tea I drank in the afternoon.

So I lay down in bed hoping I will drift off to sleep. I miss my son, my little black fur ball that is smelly, wet and moves around quite a bit.

I started to visualise the furniture and my stuff around the new house. I tried to move and fit them mentally in my brain. Its really a big headache to move house and all the cleaning and all the arrangements that needed to be done. Packing is no problem, its the unpacking and arranging of stuff that can kill. Cleaning too. I think I hate cleaning up the most. Cos I am lazy. HAhahahaa....

I got frustrated cos I couldn't fit in the furniture without measuring them 1st, then I drifted off to sleep having weird dreams that I was still in office having meetings and talking to my boss and stuff like tat.

So bottomline was, I didnt really rest.

Today I can bring junior home, and maybe bring brandy over. But my room is in a mess!!!! Not liveable for my son and daughter in law. So they have to wait maybe over the weekends then come back la. I only recognise brandy as my daughter in law. Cos I am not really close to niu niu. I am very close to coco and brandy and I love them cos they are my god-daughters. But niu niu looks like very poor thing la. Cos her mummy didnt really visit her over the 1week she was at rina's house.

I better go back and pack my stuff and move them to sengkang 1st, then have more room for junior to run about and chase brandy. Heehee.....

I seriously cannot wait to move in. I seriously AM frustrated that things (including me) are moving so slowly. I am frustrated when my excitement is high, hope is high, then disappointment also high. Arrrrrrrrrrgh!

Artificial Bamboo

Anyone knows a good and reasonable place to buy artificial bamboo? I wan to buy artificial bamboo stallk with leaves. The japanese or chinese kind also can (better would be the chinese bamboo). I wan to buy individually one, not the ones in the pots.

Anyone know where to buy artificial bamboo and the prices, pls let me know. Thk q very much.

Overspending

And I have been spending lots of money. Money no enough. I need to curb my spending habits. Like see this I like, I buy. I need to smack my hand everytime it takes the wallet out. Need to keep my money under lock and key so that i will not be tempted to spend it.

Better still, spend it all before I overspend. Hahahahaha.

Good Rants

Rina jus sms me with good news that Junior and Niu Niu are stuck again. Brandy I know you are also on heat but you have to wait till junior is done with Niu Niu then he'll go after you. Heehee.

I miss my gong gong boy. I'm so busy that I cannot go visit him. Yesterday I was too tired. And my room's still in a mess. I'm doing spring cleaning for my room and at the same time, throw out the stuff that I dun need and donate them to either salvation army or to needy people. I'm also packing my stuff into boxes to be ready to be sent to sengkang anytime. Hahahahaha.

The nearly $600 worth of Ikea items are still sitting in tortilla. Its bit draining on my petrol, but nvm, I really have no time and energy to move them to sengkang.

I think I dun need much help in moving house. I'll jus move them bit by bit. And luckily I dun have really tat much stuff tat I imagined I have.

I jus have lots of clothes tat I dun feel like throwing cos either I only wore them a few times, or I really liked them or I jus can't bear to throw them away. Hahahaha. I am a karang guni. And I also have lots of small stuff that I dunno where to keep. Hahahaha. I am INDEED a karang guni. I keep telling myself, the stuff I can throw, I better throw. But I still cant bear to throw. I have a whole cupboard of stuff that I cannot move cos I really dunno where to keep them. They are my precious memories up in my cupboard. I like to take them down sometimes and walk down memory lane once in a while.

And lots of paper too. My previous property work involves lots of paperwork so I have stacks of them tat I cannot throw in case of reference purposes.

And now, I have 1 whole cupboard of junior's things too. Hahahahaha. Clothes and treats and his things like collars, leash, shoes, grooming kits, medicines, supplements, TOYS (many manY) .....etc. Like a real child he needs lotsa things too.

I am really sorting everything out and decide which are important and cannot be moved and am going to move my cupboard to find space to keep them in. And sorting out the things that I can move 1st so that I dun need to move so many things later on. I guess later on I have more things to be done than jus moving.

The things to be done in January have mostly been done. January the most taxing thing was to source for the wedding venue and wedding photoshoots and source for nice nice furniture and prepare to celebrate CNY and prepare to move house.

Feb's gonna be a more busy mth cos fixing of aircon, cable, internet, delivery of furniture, wedding photoshoot, cleaning up the house, MOVING IN, getting use to being a housewife and getting used to finally living under 1 same roof with dino senior and dino junior. Seriously I dunno wat to expect. Kenji kept asking me if he will squash junior to death when he sleeps. I really dunno. I jus hope junior not stupid and he should be able to run off when kenji turns.

And I hope junior doesn't freeze in the aircon..... Arrrrrrrrgh..... I miss my baby boy.....

NUDE IN ART EXHIBITION - "Nuspiration"

NUDE IN ART EXHIBITION - "Nuspiration"

Date: 8th to 14th February 2008

Time: 10am to 7pm daily

Venue:19 & 21 Kerbau Road (Near Little India MRT)

Group90 contact - 6475 5010

(Official Opening on 8th Febuary, 6.30pm - Attire: Smart Casual

Guest of Honour: Mr. Milenko Prvacki)

Some drawings done by my dad Yeo Yew Chuan will be displayed during the exhibition. I personally feel that his drawings are very good. If you are curious about Nude Art, please visit the exihibition if you can, to support him.

I am his sales manager so if you are keen in any of his art, you can approach me for the price. Heehee. Some of them are not-for-sale.

Please lend your support.

Anyone wan to be model for nude art also can. Hahaha..... So far I have Ms Lena on the list.

Junior finally got it + CNY is coming!!!

Junior finally got it. They had a break on sat and on sun, niu niu was brought down to rina's place and within 10mins I received a call from rina saying they were stuck together. Haahahahaha. It sounded so comical the way she described it.

They were stuck for more than 15mins I think. Hahahahaha. And both of them looked quite puzzled as to wat was happening. Junior couldn't sit properly so I think he must be quite pissed off.

Anyway I couldn't visit cos I had my cramps as it was my 1st day. But I rested for a while and I went shopping!!

I went to a shop selling wedding stuff in Outram. Not very cheap but the aunty was very helpful. I bought the bedside lanterns, the tea ceremony teaset, the needle poker with babies around me (I think this one symbolise many babies rite - hahahahaah) I think its a good time to buy so that junior can have more babies and me too. At the moment junior is leading in the babies thing cos Ms Lena told me brandy is also on heat. Hahahaha. Junior's getting alot this month. Dunno will he get too tired and exhausted or not. Hahahahahaha.

Actually i also dunno wat they symbolise but as long as its good meaning, can buy lor. Nearer to the date Kenji has to get the "an chuang" things for the bed too. Cos if I buy yesterday then the things will go mouldy fast. Hahahahaha.

After that we went shopping at the market there and had our dinner there too. Couldn't eat much too, but still managed to eat (actually I seriously think I am quite fat now - I look at my arms in the mirror and I am fed-up)

After that we went people's park to walk walk and shop shop and my mum bought her top for my wedding. Nice nice one from OG. We also walked the little little shops in the complex but not very interesting.

I also bought a top for CNY - 1st time I am buying my CNY clothes way way before CNY. I usually either buy it a day before at either tekka or chinatown or in town or the eve itself in chinatown while walking the nite market.

Who wan to go with me to chinatown on the eve????? Any volunteers? I should be driving but will be parking a bit further from chinatown. Anyone wan to ABSORB the CNY mood with me on the eve at chinatown's SMITH ST? Hahahahaha.

Quite exciting that CNY is around the corner - cos it means HOLIDAYS for me. Hahahahahha.

And next week is going to be a GREAT WEEK.

On the 5th feb (tues), company giving ang bao (rumoured to be $50) and 2 oranges.

On 6th feb (wed), company releasing at 1.30pm - YEAH!! I can go do last min shopping. And then I going to have reunion dinner with my family at ZI RAN restaurant again cos my popo like the food there. And then after dinner maybe I will join kenji or go to chinatown or spend CNY eve quietly with my darling son.

On 7th feb (thu) - 1st day of CNY..... YEAH!! Ang bao time!!! I will bring oranges and gong xi gong xi to everyone I see and get ang bao. Hahahahahahaha. Remember to give one for Junior too cos he'll go round with me ok. He got this golden CNY shirt from Shuling which he will be wearing for CNY to go round gong xi gong xi with me. YEAH!!

The rest of the days most prob I will be sleeping or gambling or stuffing myself with the goodies so if your house have CNY goodies like pineapple tarts, kueh bankit, kueh baulu, love letters, butter cookies, kok chye (baby curry puffs), BAH KUA, Soft drinks, beer, liquor...etc

PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO CALL ME...... Thank you very much. I will ZOOM to your house with Junior - cos he like bah kua too. Hahahahahaha.

The best thing is, no work and no class (for whole week) YEAH.......

I sent Junior away

I wanted another dog so badly that Yesterday I sent my son away. I sent him to deflower niu niu that stays on 12th floor in bradel. Niu Niu's mum called me on Mon but I was too sick to entertain her. But she called again yesterday.

So I decided to bring junior to niu niu's house and leave him there for the nite.

Bad move.

I went with him to check out the environment. They were kept in a small cage so that productivity would be more effective.

Although he went into action in less than 5 mins, and niu niu even pouted her bum up to receive him, he happily humped..... but he didnt know I was leaving him there for the whole nite.

He cried the whole nite according to niu niu's mummy.....

I was so heart broken to hear that junior cried the whole nite. He also didnt eat properly before he went to niu niu's house. And he didnt sleep the whole nite.

I dunno if it was because he was confined the whole nite, or he wasn't used to the place (his 1st time there), or he missed me, or he was sad to lose his virginity or..........????

But he was crying even when rina went to pick him up this morn. My poor baby......

I am seriously thinking of leaving him there from 3pm to the next morn again today...... but I dunno if he will cry again or not. I am thinking of bringing niu niu down to rina's house, but he will still cry cos he doesn't like to be confined. So HOW? How to get puppies like tat?

I seriously hope that he will succeed in making niu niu pregnant. Then dun need to do this another time.

And if niu niu really gets pregnant and if there are 2 puppies, niu niu's mummy will give me 1 puppy. Yeah!!! Then junior will have a sister or brother (or daughter or son???). Then cannot let junior hump the daughter or sister. Cos will have DOWN SYNDROME or be retarded one..... jus like humans we also cannot have such behaviour.

But hamsters can..... hahaahaha and they multiply very very very rapidly......

Today I going for branch dinner with my colleagues and then after that I will go back and visit my poor baby boy.